OopsGuard™ Emergency Kit

OopsGuard™ Emergency Kit

  • From “uh-oh” to okay in minutes
  • Fresh change, zero sting
  • Discreet exit, dignity intact
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Description

From “uh-oh” to “all good” in minutes.Life doesn’t always warn you. Road trips, big laughs, mystery tacos—then boom.OopsGuard™turns panic into a plan so you stay calm, clean, and in control. Discreet, giftable, and genuinely useful—it’s the gag gift that actuallysaves the day.

Whats inside the OopsGuard?

  • OopsGuard™ Disposable Undies (unisex)
  • Triple-thick Tissue Pack (solids + liquids, no lint)
  • Alcohol-free Cleansing Wipes (skin-safe, unscented)
  • Odor-lock Disposal Bag (tie, seal, disappear)
  • Rescue Instruction Card (“I sharted—now what?”)
  • Bonus Badge/Sticker (optional victory lap)
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When “Uh-Oh” Happens, You’re Ready

Laughs, long drives, mystery tacos—life doesn’t always give you notice. OopsGuard™ turns panic into a plan you can hold in one hand. Crack open the discreet tin and you’ve got fresh undies, soft alcohol-free wipes, triple-thick tissues, an odor-lock bag, and a calm, step-by-step rescue card.

In a minute, you’re clean, composed, and walking out with your dignity—no mess, no trace, no story to tell.

Pocket-Sized Peace of Mind

Open OopsGuard™, breathe, and follow the calm plan: wipe clean, dry with triple-thick tissues, change into fresh undies, and seal it all in the odor-lock bag. In under a minute you’re clean, composed, and out the door—no trace, no smell, dignity intact.

Slides into a glove box, carry-on, festival bag, or desk drawer so you’re ready anywhere life gets… adventurous.

Limited Stock: OopsGuard™ Is Going Viral!

For a limited time only, we're giving away a FREE gift with every purchase. Due to high demand, stock is flying off the shelves!

The Funniest Gift That Actually Saves the Day

Wrap it, watch the room explode with laughs—then months later, get the “you saved me” text. OopsGuard™ is the gag gift that’s hilarious now and heroic later: fresh unisex undies, soft alcohol-free wipes, triple-thick tissues, an odor-lock bag, and a calm rescue card in a discreet pocket tin.

Perfect for White Elephant, Secret Santa, birthdays, bachelor/ette parties—then it lives in the glove box or carry-on for real-life “uh-ohs.”

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Real Uh-Oh’s, Real Saves

  • “Funniest gift at the party—then it saved me”

    White Elephant champ! Everyone was crying laughing… and two months later I used it on a road trip. Fresh undies, wipes, disposal bag—back in the car in 60 seconds. ★★★★★ — Megan P.

  • “From panic to fine in a minute”

    Taco truck betrayal. Opened the tin, followed the little card, cleaned up, sealed the evidence, dignity intact. Whoever invented this deserves a medal. ★★★★★ — Jordan S.

  • “A gag gift that’s actually genius”

    Fits in my glove box. No perfume smell, gentle wipes, and the bag locks everything away. I’ve bought three more for friends. They’ll laugh now and thank me later. ★★★★★ — Chris A.

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Magic Play Promise

We want you to feel completely confident in your purchase. If your OopsGuard™ don't create the magical atmosphere you dreamed of, simply return them within 30 days for a full refund.